Lame Jokes:
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery factory is now fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
